If I can employ 10 talents in my company:
1. CEO: Han Xing (General QIN 100BC?. Helped Liu Bang to unite China once again. When Liu Bang asked him how many soldier himself can lead, Han Xing said, 100'000. Liu Bang was happy. Liu Bang ask him how many can Han Xing lead, Han Xing said, THE MORE THE MERRIER.
2. COO: SHANG YANG (PREMIER QIN 300BC? Helped Qin grow into the most powerful state through process change and radical changes. See Users of Asia blog.
3. CTO: Eric Schmidt (Google's boss. Talking about getting his company to motivate and start ideas rolling, he's the man.)
4. R&D Director: Akio Morita (Sony's ex-boss and inventor of walkman. Visionary of trends and what's hot what's not. Saw Walkman where nobody else can)
5. Principle Scientist: Leonardo Davinci (Inventor of many ideas that are far ahead of his time)
6. Marketing Director: Steve Jobs. He has the strength to throw an rotting apple to break a window.
7. Managing Director: Peter Drucker. Guru and master of today's management.
8. P.R Director: Bill Clinton. Talking about managing relationships, he's the man. But his office shall has no women.
9. Sales Director: George Bush. If he can sell war, he can sell anything.
10. Cafeteria Management: I hope I can have Fu Shan (Ipoh, Malaysia) Restaurant to open in my company. They cooked the best Tim Sum in the whole world.
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